A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond,
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed
back into her house. A little later she came out of her house
again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut
again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was
getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to
the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To
which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
telling me I've got mail!"